Joke

What is diffrence between problem & talent?

2 boys love 1 girl= problem!

1 boy love 2 girls= talent.   

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What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel. 

A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels.
 And all woman in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!

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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? 

A kiss is so dear, 

a car is too dear and
 a monkey is U dear.

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Banta falls in luv wit a nurse.. 

After much thinking,

he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"

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A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.

Her husband sent telegram to her parents -

Ruby First Class in Bed!

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Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the

 boy & what is he doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach.. 

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... 

It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !


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